Song Swarm: These Boots Are Made For Walking
This is a mini song swarm of versions of These Boots Are Made For Walking, whose melody does not really lend itself to great radical reinterpretation in the way previous song-swarmed songs — Light My Fire, Georgia On My Mind, By The Time I Get To Phoenix and Blue Moon – do. Instead of allowing itself to be remoulded, These Boots invites idiosyncratic delivery, partly perhaps because the song is something of a novelty number (and, of course, a great pop song with fantastic lyrics). Most versions retain the quite bizarre saxophone outro, the brainwave of the orgina arranger, Billy Strange, who died in February at the age of 84.
So what we hear today are 11 covers that are rather (or very) unusual. Not all of them are good, and a few might make your ears bleed. But all are, I think, worth hearing at least once.
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Lee Hazlewood – These Boots Are Made For Walkin’ (1966).mp3
The great song by the guy who wrote it. Hazlewood introduces it as “a little song bout boots and a darlin’ named Nancy”, and as he sings it he ad libs a few lines about the production of Nancy Sinatra’s version (“and here is the part of the record where everybody said ‘oh it can’t be number one’”).
Symarip – These Boots Are Made For Walking (1969).mp3
Their name might sound like a piece of computer Shareware that is advertised as free but once installed reveals itself to contain all sorts of limitations that render it useless for your purpose unless you buy the full version. But Symarip was in fact a ska-reggae group from Jamaica recorded in Britain and released an LP titled Skinhead Moonstomp before decamping under a different name to West Germany. Symarip were one of the earliest bands to serve the skinhead market, long before shaved heads became associated with neo-Nazis. Nevertheless, the adapted lyrics hint at a culture in which recreational violence was not entirely condemned: “These boots are made for stamping” indeed.
Crispin Hellion Glover – These Boots Are Made For Walking (1989).mp3
In 1989 George McFly released one of the most demented albums I have ever heard. Bizarre spoken bits intersperse some of the worst singing (more like whining) ever committed to record. And all that performed with apparent seriousness. Ironists have ordained the unsnappily-titled The Big Problem Does Not Equal the Solution. The Solution = Let It Be. a cult album, but the real question is how anybody thought it would be a good idea to release it. Glover’s vocals of These Boots are delivered through the medium of crying. The arrangement is quite good though, and the trumpet riff at the end is brilliant. An appalling version which nonetheless every music collection should include.
British Electric Foundation – These Boots Are Made For Walking (1982).mp3
Paula Yates, the former Mrs Bob Geldof and mother of whichever strange-named daughters of theirs are celebrities now, was a British TV presenter. But in 1982 she appeared on the British Electric Foundation’s modestly titled album Music of Quality and Distinction Volume One, which also featured a pre-comeback-in-fishnets Tina Turner. BEF was a project of future Heaven 17 members Martyn Ware and Ian Craig Marsh, and on evidence of their version of These Boots, the BEF’s claim of quality and distinction might have been exaggerated. The arrangement is sparse, dominated by a funk guitar, occasional backing interjections which Duran Duran possibly borrowed for Wild Boys, and some fun with the synth. And then there are the vocals by Yates, who died in 2000 at 41. Let’s just say that there were good reasons why she did not pursue a career in singing.
Teddy and Darrel – These Boots Are Made For Walking (1966).mp3
Teddy and Darrell are believed to be Theodore Charach, a film scriptwriter and producer, and Mike Curb. The latter is the ultra-conservative producer and record company executive on the MGM label who once fired a roster of artists whom he knew to be drug users, including Frank Zappa and the Velvet Underground. Whoever Teddy and Darrell were, they made an album of intentionally horrible spoof of pop hits. Regardless of your level of irony, their version of These Boots is one of the worst records ever, with one, presumably Teddy, half-singing in a camp voice and the other fool groaning in way that suggests he had listened to too many Peter Sellers records.
Eileen – Die stiefel sind zum wandern (1966).mp3
The German version of These Boots, delivered by someone called Eileen who clearly was not a native German speaker, though her diction is pretty good. The lyrics and arrangement are faithful to the original. “Stiefel, seit bereit? Wandert!”
Loretta Lynn – These Boots Are Made For Walking (1966).mp3
Think about it: The lyrics of These Boots are totally country, if sung by sassy women who won’t submissively stand by their shitty men. And Loretta, as you’ll now from the movie, takes no crap from anyone, least of all men who are lying when they ought to be truthing. Her version of These Boots is really good, in a honky tonk kinda way.
Marianne Ascher – These Boots Are Made For Walking (1980).mp3
For the new wave fix of These Boots, Canadian songstress Marianne Asher is your woman. To the backing of a dreamy synth of the kind you’d hear on records by Ultravox and a hardworking drum machine, Ascher channels such vocal innovators as Toyah and Hazel O’Connor, with the unnecessary squeals and lack of discernible charm. The thing is topped off by a tinny saxophone solo.
Amanda Lear – These Boots Are Made For Walking (1977).mp3
French-born Amanda Lear is probably best known for being an alleged transsexual (she once published nude photos of herself to prove that she was all woman), but her life story transcends speculation about her sex. A former girlfriend of Salvadore Dali, Bryan Ferry (it is her on the cover of Roxy Music’s For Your Pleasure LP) and David Bowie, the deep-voiced vamp became an Euro- disco singer with hits such as Queen Of Chinatown, Blood And Honey and Follow Me. It was high camp for the masses – just as These Boots is a song of high camp. One might debate the merits of Lear’s voice and the arrangement, but this is a very entertaining version.
Mrs Miller – These Boots Are Made For Walkin’ (1966).mp3
Of all the songs on her optimistically titled Greatest Hits album, it’s on These Boots that dear Mrs Miller manages to hold the tune, for the most part. Having mastered to more or less sing in tune, Mrs Miller decides to inject some personality into this not very difficult to sing number. And that personality is, as you’d want from Mrs Miller, of sultry character. Oh yes, Mrs Miller – though at this point you might want to call her Elva, unless you wish to sound like Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate – gets her sexy on with some throaty purring. When she encourages those boots to start walking – and to keep walking – I don’t think she is talking about podriatic motion any longer…
Adriano Celentano – Bisogna far qualcosa (1984).mp3
He might not be a man of attractive political ideology, but Adriano Celentano was Italy’s original rock ’n’ roller. Taking the Elvis route, he proceeded to become a crooner of banalities, dotting that artistic decline with the occasional gem. In the late 1960s he recorded what to me is the quintessential San Remo-type hit, Azzuro. In 1972 he released the strangest record of his career, the quasi rap number Prisencolinensinainciusol (which sounds like a heavy duty drug to control a rare form pancreatic leakage, but was really an appeal for universal love which anticipated Malcolm McLaren 1980s hits and indeed hip hop). And in 1984 he finally got around to covering, in Italian, These Boots. Italian is one of the most beautiful and romantic languages in the world. You can read Mein Kamof in Italian and it would sound like a florid love letter. But Adriano Celentano proves one thing: Italiant was not made to give words to These Boots Are Made For Walking.
Nancy Sinatra – These Boots Are Made For Walking (1966).mp3
Do you really need it at this point? But in case you do…
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